(a parody of the song ,’Gay Bar’, by Electric 6)
I want to go to a, Gay Bar/Gay Bar/Gay Bar
cause I don’t trust my, Gaydar.
I want to go to a, Gay Room/Gay Room/Gay Room
cause it will not be, Jejune.
I want to be, So Gay/So Gay/So Gay
I want to be in that, Soiree.
I want to meet that, Good Guy/Good Guy/Good Guy
I want it to be him, And I.
I want to drink my, Red Wine/Red Wine/Red Wine
I’ll ask him to, Be Mine.
We’ll fly-off in the, Sunset/Sunset/Sunset
we’ll be a gay, Duet.
We’ll be Out and, In View/In View/In View
as we bid our friends, Adieu.
Don’t dissect us with, Your Knife/Your Knife/Your Knife
we just want to live, Our Life.
Just leave us, ALONE/A Lone/alone.
Copyright 2010:Tony Puma
‘Voices in my head, verses to be read’.