ALLERGY/TOMATO

Oh, my Pollen count is very high
trees and grasses and weeds.
My Allergist’s remedies I try,
runny nose, watery eyes, sore throat,
I plead

to Mother Nature, please be kind,
for I feel a need for Extreme Unction.
To be in this allergic bind:
do allergies cause Erectile Dysfunction?

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TOMATO

The Tomato is a Fruit they say,
but not the "Tomahto" to my Veggie friends.

Now, do not confuse Fruit with Gay,
oh red orb, how I love you to no ends.


©T.Puma/MMXI